Alltrikes

A huge C-5 cargo plane was sitting near where a trike was waiting to take off. The trike pilot got a little nervous because the military plane was closer than normal, and asked the tower to find out the intentions of the C-5. Before the tower could...

  Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ? Pilot: Negativ, Sir. It’s only the same pilot. Pilot: Tower, there’s a runway light burning. Tower: I m sure there...

you may be getting old, when everyone starts calling you 'sir', and elderly ladies offer you their seat on the bus,....................  and you take it!        it must be sunday, 'cos the paper's really...

Tower: “Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o’clock, 6 miles!”Delta 351: “Give us another hint! We have digital watches!”

  Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle. Forgive your enemy, but remember the A-hole's name. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will...