Alltrikes

you may be getting old, when everyone starts calling you 'sir', and elderly ladies offer you their seat on the bus,....................  and you take it!        it must be sunday, 'cos the paper's really heavy,..................but you don't know what year it is!                                                       you start getting burial lot offers in the mail box...............and you read them.              you've always respected your elders, but there 'aint none!                                                                                                your  granddaughter tells you your 'man-boobs are bigger than hers................and they are!......................            .old age 'aint for the squeamish,  but it beats the alternative!