Joke of the Day
Joke of the Day
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Sign on a park bench...
Started by Tussockby Max Stanley (Northrop Test Pilot)
"The Piper Cub Trike is the safest airplane in the world-- It can just barely kill you. "the Norwegian Blue ... Deceased ??!!
Started by XC TrikerHey Monty, This is for you ... Monty Python RE the Norwegian Blue-- 'es a remarkable species. Beautiful plumage the Norwegian Blue. The plumage has nothing to do with it .... 'E's a stiff! Bereft...Clearance
Started by RizzyWizzyPan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich, overheard the following conversation: Lufthansa (in German): "Ground, what is our start clearance time?" Ground (in English): "If you want an answer, you must speak in English."...And that's how the fight started
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my...dangerous sex
an old codger friend of mine got himself a much younger girl friend, i asked him 'aren't you afraid of a heart attack'?, he said 'nah, if she dies she dies'.
Odd Spot: TIF anyone? Worst possible passenger
http://www.theage.com.au/travel/travel-incidents/outraged-indonesian-official-orders-runway-blocked-after-merpati-nusantara-airlines-refuses-to-give-him-a-seat-20131224-2zv8v.html An Indonesian district chief got revenge on an airline that...Ultimate ethnic joke
An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, several Americans (including a Hawaiian and an Alaskan), an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovak, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a...Sad but true -
http://blackfridaydeathcount.comFunny quote
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the very first Fokker airplane built in the world. The Dutch call it the mother Fokker. — Custodian at the Aviodome aviation museum, Schiphol airport Amsterdam.Screaming babies...
Started by madmikWords from a pilot During a commercial airline flight an experienced Air Force pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms. When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the...Funny quote
Started by RizzyWizzyWhen asked why he was referred to as 'Ace': Because during World War Two I was responsible for the destruction of six aircraft, fortunately three were enemy. — Captain Ray Lancaster, USAAF.First time
Started by RizzyWizzy"Hello Everyone, we have a first time flyer on board today - and it is also their 50th birthday!" After everybody cheers, the flight attendant continues, "Will everyone please wish the captain a Happy Birthday!?"Funny penguins
Started by Sally Tucker aka DeafladyhawkA Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed on the Falkland Islands have devised what they consider a marvelous new game. Noting that the local penguins are fascinated by airplanes, the pilots search out a beach where the...we love 'em anyway!
Started by Montyone day, long ago, there was a woman who didn't whine, bitch or complain, but that was long ago, and just for that one day!The DC-8 and the Trike (joke)
Started by XC TrikerOne day the pilot of a Trike was told by the tower to hold short of the active runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed, rolled out, turned around, and taxied back past the Trike. Some quick-witted comedian in the DC-8 crew got on the radio and...My life is over ---funny saying
Started by RizzyWizzyI got a teenage daughter and a menopausal wife. One's getting breasts, one's getting whiskers. My life is over. (BTW, If this offended someone I apologize, I thought it was funny).Santa and the FAA
Started by JanetSanta Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and the FAA examiner arrived last week for the pre-Christmas flight check.In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa...