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Some good chuckles to start 2013: 5 Rules to Remember in Life
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4136 days ago
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XC Triker
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Some good chuckles to start 2013: 5 Rules to Remember in Life
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Some good chuckles to start 2013: 5 Rules to Remember in Life: Revision
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4136 days ago
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XC Triker
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Humor
Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.
Forgive your enemy, but remember the A-hole's name.
If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
AND A BONUS RULE:
Condoms do not guarantee safe sex; a friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband!