Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day

Some good chuckles to start 2013: 5 Rules to Remember in Life

Last updated by XC Triker

Categories: Humor, Not Flying Related

 

  • Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.
  • Forgive your enemy, but remember the A-hole's name.
  • If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
  • Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
  • Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

 

          AND A BONUS RULE:

  • Condoms do not guarantee safe sex; a friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband!