Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day

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  • The Gripe Sheet

    Last updated by RizzyWizzy

    Categories: Humor

    After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a gripe sheet which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next...
  • Telecommunications

    Last updated by Bill Pilgrim Comments (1)
    After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, British scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.   Not to be...
  • ????

    Last updated by Monty
    so he asked her "do you smoke after sex?". she answered " i dunno, i've never looked".
  • Simple Home Remedies that Really Work !!!

    Last updated by XC Triker Comments (1)
      AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES: 1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE...
  • Jim Baker, Rabies and Movie Sex

    Last updated by XC Triker Comments (1)

    Categories: Humor

    My neighbor was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing frantically on a piece of paper. I told him rabies could be treated, and he didn't have to worry about a Will. He said, "Will? What Will? I'm...
  • A woman adding a quart of oil to her car

    Last updated by crayonbox Comments (5)

    Categories: Humor, Maintenance

    (I guess it's a lot like cooking?)
  • Top 10 Country Songs

    Last updated by XC Triker Comments (1)
      Top Ten Country Songs   10. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But...
  • A bargain purchases

    Last updated by Jozinko

    Categories: Humor

    A lady is looking for a handbag in the shop. After a long time she pleases absolutely tiny hanbag, but its price is 1500€... "Is it not too much for such a small bag?" she asked "Not at all" salesman replies...
  • Triker's Fairy Tale ...

    Last updated by XC Triker Comments (4)

    Categories: Humor

    Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,  "Will you marry me?" The Princess immediately said, "No!" And the Prince lived happily ever after, and flew Trikes, and rode motorcycles and dated thin,...
  • Old Guys

    Last updated by Dave G Comments (3)
    Never underestimate the old guy I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all...