Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ?
Pilot: Negativ, Sir. It’s only the same pilot.
Pilot: Tower, there’s a runway light burning.
Tower: I m sure there...
you may be getting old, when everyone starts calling you 'sir', and elderly ladies offer you their seat on the bus,.................... and you take it! it must be sunday, 'cos the paper's really...