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A USAF C-5 Galaxy is being escorted across the Atlantic by an F-16. The F-16 pilot is feeling rather proud of himself and executes a roll just off the wingtip of the much larger C-5. The conversation that followed is...-
Some good chuckles to start 2013: 5 Rules to Remember in Life
Last updated by XC TrikerCategories: Humor, Not Flying Related
Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle. Forgive your enemy, but remember the A-hole's name. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will... -
These can't be real ATC Quotes --- I hope
Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ? Pilot: Negativ, Sir. It’s only the same pilot. Pilot: Tower, there’s a runway light burning. Tower: I m sure there... -
Everyday Blonde Jokes
I have nothing against the blondes, but I think some of these jokes are just funny. If you are offended then I apologize. Q: Why do you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. Q: What did the... -
Plane Ride in the 1930's
Last updated by JanetCategories: Not Flying Related
In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost."$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pilot. "That's too much," said the farmer.The pilot thought for a... -
Is American Hiring?
STL approach: “United XXX best forward speed to the marker, you’re number one.”United XXX (male): “Roger, balls to the wall.”STL approach: “American XXXX, you’re number two behind a 737, follow him, cleared... -
Things You DON'T Want to Hear on the Plane's PA System
Last updated by JanetCategories: Not Flying Related
* Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take this time to remind you that your seat cushions can be used as floatation devices.** Hey folks, we're going to play a little game of geography trivia. If you can recognize... -
Tower: “Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o’clock, 6 miles!” Delta 351: “Give us another hint! We...
Tower: “Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o’clock, 6 miles!”Delta 351: “Give us another hint! We have digital watches!” -
The DC-8 and the Trike (joke)
One day the pilot of a Trike was told by the tower to hold short of the active runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed, rolled out, turned around, and taxied back past the Trike. Some quick-witted comedian in the DC-8 crew got on the radio and... -
Engine Out...
Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced "One of the engines has failed and the flight will be an hour longer. But don't worry we have three engines left".Thirty minutes later, the...
