An old man in his mid-seventies struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat.
His wife, seeing the unexpected behaviour, asks, Where are you going?'
He replies, 'I'm going to the...
You think you have lived to be 80 plus and know who you are…then along
comes someone and blows it all to hell!
An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket
and ordered a cup of...
This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way back to work, I stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.
She looked at the ammo in the back of my pickup...
When Chuck Norris flies, the altimeter setting is 00.00 --- Chuck Norris is never under pressure.
Chuck Norris doesn’t request clearances, he states intentions.
Chuck Norris is the only person ever to land on runway...
Trike Pilot: Tower, Experimental Trike 16Alpha, request priority landing due to my engine running rough.
Tower: Trike 16 Alpha you will be number two, behind a B-52 that has one engine shut down.
Trike Pilot: “Ah, the...
A huge C-5 cargo plane was sitting near where a trike was waiting to take off. The trike pilot got a little nervous because the military plane was closer than normal, and asked the tower to find out the intentions of the C-5. Before the tower could...
DIARY OF A POMMIE IN WESTERN AUSTRALIA
August 31
Just got transferred with work from Leeds UK to our new home in Karratha , Western Australia .
Now this is a town that knows how to live!
Beautiful, sunny days and warm, balmy...