Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day

Joke of the Day

Engine Out...

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Categories: Humor

Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced "One of the engines has failed and the flight will be an hour longer. But don't worry we have three engines left".

Thirty minutes later, the captain announced "One more engine has failed and the flight will be two hours longer. But don't worry we have two engines left". 

An hour later the capain announced "One more engine has failed and the flight will be three hours longer. But don't worry we have one engine left". 

One blonde looked at the other and said "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!" 

Comments

  • RizzyWizzy

    Thank God, trikes have only one engine...it saves all of us from the complex calculations of how long it will take to get to our destination with an engine out... :) That's why I love them.