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Chuck Norris- Probably THE most famous Trike Pilot

Last updated by XC Triker Comments (4)

Categories: Humor

Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris flies, the altimeter setting is 00.00 ---  Chuck Norris is never under pressure.

Chuck Norris doesn’t request clearances, he states intentions.

Chuck Norris is the only person ever to land on runway 37.

Hijackers squawk 7500 when Chuck Norris is on board

Chuck Norris has never landed with a crosswind. The wind would never dare get cross with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn’t fly into headwinds…the wind is always running away from Chuck Norris and his trike.

Right of Way rules do not apply when Chuck Norris is flying. If you are flying toward Chuck Norris, you are wrong.

Chuck Norris doesn’t shoot approaches…he kills them.

Chuck Norris is never off of glideslope, the glideslope is off of Chuck Norris

Two way contact for Chuck Norris is when he hits you with both fists simultaneously

Chuck Yeager broke the sound barrier with his Bell X-1 Jet. Chuck Norris broke the sound barrier with his fist.

Chuck Norris was told to ident, the controller was greeted with a fist coming out of his radar screen.

Chuck Norris doesn’t level off; he tells the altimeter to stop moving

Chuck Norris was once denied a clearance… once

Chuck Norris was flying and saw a wall of clouds ahead so he decided to punch through them. He then got back in his trike and flew through the hole he just made.

Chuck Norris doesn’t have emergencies, only moments of brief excitement.

Chuck Norris cannot be tracked on radar, if he appears, it is too late; you are already dead.

A good flight for Chuck Norris is a bad flight for you.

Chuck Norris once moved a stationary front.

All survival vests should be fitted with a Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris isn’t holding, he is circling above his victims.

Chuck Norris provides close air support via flying round house kicks.

Chuck Norris once shot down three enemy aircraft with his aux fuel tank.

No one knows what Chuck Norris’ tale number is, nobody has ever gotten that close.

Comments

  • XC Triker

    Chuck Norris has already been to Mars (probably by trike).  That's why there's no signs of life on Mars!  ; )

  • XC Triker

    Chuck Norris has never landed in a cross-wind ...   (true story, check it out!)

  • Dave G

    Chuck Norris doesn't take off, he tells the earth to get away from him.

  • XC Triker

    Good one Dave G, I'm cracking up,    Janet says, "I don't find those that funny!" If the wives aren't amused, that's usually the sign of a some great guy jokes!!! ;)