Alltrikes

This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way back to work, I stopped at the gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.

She looked at the ammo in the back of my pickup and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. "Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

I thought a few seconds and asked, "What kind of ammo have ya got?"