Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.
Forgive your enemy, but remember the A-hole's name.
If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will...
you may be getting old, when everyone starts calling you 'sir', and elderly ladies offer you their seat on the bus,.................... and you take it! it must be sunday, 'cos the paper's really...
A USAF C-5 Galaxy is being escorted across the Atlantic by an F-16. The F-16 pilot is feeling rather proud of himself and executes a roll just off the wingtip of the much larger C-5. The conversation that followed is...
ken and i drove the 600mls to lake alvord in south east oregon, his ford 'exploder' dragging a huge trailer with my weedhopper tied on it. when we were about twenty miles away from the lake, mostly dry, i had a brain-phart, why not fly the rest of...