On some Mondays, They’d ask me what I did for the weekend and when I said I went to Germany to sightsee, they'd scoff “why would you want to go to that damned place?” I was surprised they still hold such a grudge. view reply
Reminds me a saying I heard while working in Holland. Something like “Hey Fritz…where’s my bicycle?” It’s based on when the Germans left Holland they left in a hurry and took any means possible to leave. view reply
Words from a pilot
During a commercial airline flight an experienced Air Force pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms. When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the...
When asked why he was referred to as 'Ace':
Because during World War Two I was responsible for the destruction of six aircraft, fortunately three were enemy.
— Captain Ray Lancaster, USAAF.
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the very first Fokker airplane built in the world. The Dutch call it the mother Fokker.
— Custodian at the Aviodome aviation museum, Schiphol airport Amsterdam.
Never underestimate the old guy
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all...
Good one Dave G, I'm cracking up, Janet says, "I don't find those that funny!" If the wives aren't amused, that's usually the sign of a some great guy jokes!!! ;)
An old man in his mid-seventies struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat.
His wife, seeing the unexpected behaviour, asks, Where are you going?'
He replies, 'I'm going to the...
You think you have lived to be 80 plus and know who you are…then along
comes someone and blows it all to hell!
An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket
and ordered a cup of...
I once knew a hang glider pilot whom upon crashing into a barb wire fence when I finally got down to him,kept telling me the fence wouldn't get out of the way?