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On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks "And get me a whisky you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot...

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Soon you can sing this  "Schools Out for the Summer ..." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvDPYOe-7nI

Just chilling with this song...this is back when music was music...Enjoy!

A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I...

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the...

Control tower to a 747: “United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o’clock, three miles, Eastbound.”United 239: “Approach, I’ve always wanted to say this… I’ve got the little Fokker in...

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.  Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

One Christmas, Santa was having a really bad day. The local elves union was up in arms over their contract and were threatening a walk-out. Santa decided he needed to go home, sit in front of a fire and relax.When he got there, Mrs. Clause was all...

The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb. — Benny Hill The light at the end of the tunnel is another...