Alltrikes

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,  "Will you marry me?"

The Princess immediately said, "No!"

And the Prince lived happily ever after, and flew Trikes, and rode motorcycles and
dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished and raced cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Bundaberg Rum, and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony, and dated barmaids and kept his house and boat, and ate potato chips and beans, and blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work, and had a decked out hangar with fake sheep, and vintage aircraft "junk," and all his friends and family thought he was friggin cool as hell, and he had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up.
The End.

(Thanks anon, now I get credit for this one.  One of my favorites so far.  Shoulda posted it ;)