A USAF C-5 Galaxy is being escorted across the Atlantic by an F-16. The F-16 pilot is feeling rather proud of himself and executes a roll just off the wingtip of the much larger C-5. The conversation that followed is...
Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.
Forgive your enemy, but remember the A-hole's name.
If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will...