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  • ass-kissing

    ...#39;good morning sir', i thought uh-oh, i'm in trouble. then he asked had i seen 6 illegals they we...i landed behind one of the cop cars and reported no sightings. the cop asked me how much weight i could ca...

  • So you think you're a pilot

    ...ee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, Are you a real pilot?...hile later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "Are you a real pil...

  • ????

    so he asked her "do you smoke after sex?". she answered " i dunno, i've never looked".

  • Joke of the Day

    ...in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella. "Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?" I thought a few seconds and asked, "What kind of ammo have ya g...

  • A bargain purchases

    ...After a long time she pleases absolutely tiny hanbag, but its price is 1500€... "Is it not too much for such a small bag?" she asked "Not at all" sa...

  • Im' going to ...

    ...as sitting near where a trike was waiting to take off. The trike pilot got a little nervous because the military plane was closer than normal, and asked the tower to find out the int...

  • Plane Ride in the 1930's

    In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost."$10 for 3 minutes," replied the pi...

  • Incident Report

    ...for further discussion in the debrief).I then asked the student to conduct a clim...the student started play with the throttle. I asked him "why". He said " I think...right foot had been broken.Once I was clear I asked someone to help me up. As aer...

  • Triker's Fairy Tale ...

    Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,  "Will you marry me?" The Princess immediately said, "No!" And the Prince lived happily e...

  • Old Guys

    ...blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter...