Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets r...s flight check.In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his log book out and made...ose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculat...s he leaned over to whisper in Santa's ear, "but you're gonna lose...
...99 to peel the M&Ms.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde has used your computer?
A: Whiteout all over the screen.
Q: What's similar about Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and S...