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And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the very first Fokker airplane built in the world. The Dutch call it the mother Fokker. — Custodian at the Aviodome aviation museum, Schiphol airport Amsterdam.- I got a teenage daughter and a menopausal wife. One's getting breasts, one's getting whiskers. My life is over. (BTW, If this offended someone I apologize, I thought it was funny).
- -a speedy driver was pulled over by a cop on highway. Cop asked the man why he was over speeding and didn't stop for about several miles.Man said, "my wife ran away wit...
- When asked why he was referred to as 'Ace': Because during World War Two I was responsible for the destruction of six aircraft, fortunately three were enemy. — Captain Ray Lancaster, USAAF.
- A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stew...r to move to her correct seat. The copilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplan...
- "The Piper Cub Trike is the safest airplane in the world-- It can just barely kill you. "
- Allegedly the German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They, it is alleged, not only expect one to know one’s gate parkin...
- Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich, overheard the following conversati...you must speak in English." Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplan...
- The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a...s and take a bomb. — Benny Hill The light at the end of the tunnel is another airplan...