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  • Things You DON'T Want to Hear on the Plane's PA System

    * Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take this time to remind you that your seat cushions can be used as floatation devices.** Hey...

  • Engine Out...

    Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced "One of the engines has failed and the flight will be an hour l...

  • Plane Ride in the 1930's

    In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by...said, "I'll make you a deal. If you and your wife ride for 3 minutes without ut...'ll have to pay $10." The farmer and his wife agreed and went for a wild ri...

  • PSA902 Gets Hijacked!

    During the early 70's there was a rash of commercial aircraft hijackings. The following is an experience that I had while working at LAX when working t...

  • That Viagra stuff

      An old man in his mid-seventies struggles to ge...then starts putting on his coat.   His wife, seeing the unexpected behavi...t Viagra stuff.'   Immediately the wife starts working and positionin...

  • The Case of the Missing Pilot

    The Case of the Missing Pilot A pilot le...the way out the door he answered his wife's "what time will yo...lls in the driveway, and presents his wife with a pizza, and begins the...m so late getting home." His wife looked him right in the eye a...

  • "SHUT-UP AND STEER".

    ken and i were flying a beaver ul doing a freebie promotional photo-shoot of 'boris' and 'his 'bulldog' an engine-out-front gyrocopter' ken was opperating a humou...

  • don't sit next to a thief!

    so, this husband and wife go to the movies, and on the way she finds a wad of money, haveing no pockets she tucks it into her panties. after the movie they are walking to their...

  • Who is everyone?

    I love that this site is so active (I guess everyone is using this one now instead of...asionally someone like Flying Frog who I believe was simply hiding from his ex wife or something like that :)&nbs...

  • A true storry

    last weekend I was at the Dubova airport at th Air show. Big...for me. I accepted the call.... it was the students wife... She was angry and she scol...d I called to instructor and told him that students wife scolded me. He told me, she s...