Some good chuckles to start 2013: 5 Rules to Remember in Life
... AND A BONUS RULE: Condoms do not guarantee safe sex; a friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband! ...THE RAIN FALLS. THE CREEKS FLOW. THE DAM BREAKS. THE LAND FLOODS.
...docks were flooded and water was laying around in low-lying areas near silos, roads, farm buildings and farm houses, and animals had headed for the banks of dams, staying there to k...