let's see if this link works. Click HERE
(Actual link http://www.sportaviationonline.org/sportaviation/201212#pg68 )
This link is to an EAA online magazine, not sure if only EAA members can see...
On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks "And get me a whisky you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot...
A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.
Control tower to a 747: “United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o’clock, three miles, Eastbound.”United 239: “Approach, I’ve always wanted to say this… I’ve got the little Fokker in...
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I...
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.
The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the...
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to...
Allegedly the German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They, it is alleged, not only expect one to know one’s gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with...
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
— Benny Hill
The light at the end of the tunnel is another...
One Christmas, Santa was having a really bad day. The local elves union was up in arms over their contract and were threatening a walk-out. Santa decided he needed to go home, sit in front of a fire and relax.When he got there, Mrs. Clause was all...
-a speedy driver was pulled over by a cop on highway. Cop asked the man why he was over speeding and didn't stop for about several miles.Man said, "my wife ran away with a cop just like you and I thought you were trying to bring her back".
-A cop...
I use the above to film and capture audio through my intercom. I can turn it on/off record while flying via the remote. I like that, plus the LED viewfinder lets me see the angle before departing (helpful, when you remove the camera for...
I am planning on conducting a Lights, Camera, Action best video competition for the best video in the year 2013. While I haven't worked on all of the details and I would welcome your suggestions on this. This is what I am thinking as far...