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On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks "And get me a wh...- A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess ru...her correct seat. The copilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica."
- "The Piper Cub Trike is the safest airplane in the world-- It can just barely kill you. "
- a fedex guy came to my door announcing "sir, you have a small package". who told him?, and what's it to him anyway!
- And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the very first Fokker airplane built in the world. The Dutch call it the mother Fokker. — Custodian at the Aviodome aviation museum, Schiphol airport Amsterdam.
- A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.
- Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich, overheard the following co...t speak in English." Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane in Germany. Why must I speak...
- Due to deviation in the manufacturing process, some cylinder heads may have an oil leak in the intake channel. There is a possibility of small ma...
- One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waitin...practical joke. After a few minutes though, the engines start revving, and the airplane begins moving down the runway...
- A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed on the Fa...onsider a marvelous new game. Noting that the local penguins are fascinated by airplanes, the pilots search out a bea...