...ee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?...hile later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?...
...wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs...de came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered,...
When asked why he was referred to as 'Ace':
Because during World War Two I was responsible for the destruction of six aircraft, fortunately three were enemy.
— Captain Ray Lancaster, USAAF.
an old codger friend of mine got himself a much younger girl friend, i asked him 'aren't you afraid of a heart attack'?, he said 'nah, if she dies she dies'.
Noel C asked: "Hello All, I am in the process of video editing some footage and was hoping someone could offer advice on software available to reduce the effect of slight camera shake/vibration?. Any advice greatly appreciated."
-a speedy driver was pulled over by a cop on highway. Cop asked the man why he was over speeding and didn't stop for about several miles.Man said, "my wife ran away with a cop just l...
...ell. But, we weren't using this product which spins mercury I believe out to the periphery to constantly balance a prop.
Ttabs asked what I thought about it. ...
...et, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee.
Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go an...
...y little angel. The angel had been searching for a Christmas tree for Santa's house all day long, until it found the perfect one. The little angel asked, "Santa, I was wondering wher...