A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to h...to her correct seat. The copilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn'...
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the very first Fokker airplane built in the world. The Dutch call it the mother Fokker.
— Custodian at the Aviodome aviation museum, Schiphol airport Amsterdam.
Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich, overheard the following conversation:
Lufthansa (in Ger...speak in English."
Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane in Ge...
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so t...actical joke. After a few minutes though, the engines start revving, and the airplane begin...