...hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot.' She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about...
...t like you and I thought you were trying to bring her back".
-A cop pulls over a lady. She says "I thought cops did not give tickets to beautiful women?" Cop "We don't, here is your...