Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself o...told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, in...
-a speedy driver was pulled over by a cop on highway. Cop asked the man why he was over speeding and didn't stop for about several miles.Man said, "my wife ran...
I got a teenage daughter and a menopausal wife. One's getting breasts, one's getting whiskers. My life is over.
(BTW, If this offended someone I apologize, I thought it was funny).