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  • Funny quote

    And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the very first Fokker airplane built in the world. The Dutch call it the mother Fokker. — Custodian at the Aviodome aviation museum, Schiphol airport Amsterdam.

  • My life is over ---funny saying

    I got a teenage daughter and a menopausal wife. One's getting breasts, one's getting whiskers. My life is over. (BTW, If this offended someone I apologize, I thought it was funny).

  • Funny quote

    When asked why he was referred to as 'Ace': Because during World War Two I was responsible for the destruction of six aircraft, fortunately three were enemy. — Captain Ray Lancaster, USAAF.

  • Jamaica

    A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her...ve to her correct seat. The copilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airpl...

  • by Max Stanley (Northrop Test Pilot)

    "The Piper Cub Trike is the safest airplane in the world--   It can just barely kill you. "

  • Lights, Camera, Action! Best video of 2013 competition with a prize

    I am planning on conducting a Lights, Camera, Action best video competition for the best video in the year 2013. While I haven't w...ber. 2) You can't vote on your own video. 3) There will be just one b...nner. 4) The prize for the winning video should be something special.....

  • Clearance

    Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich, overheard the following conversation: Lufthansa (in Germa...t speak in English." Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airpl...

  • Funny flying quotes

    The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million...ake a bomb. — Benny Hill The light at the end of the tunnel is another airpl...

  • Funny penguins

    A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed on the Falkland Islands have devised what...onsider a marvelous new game. Noting that the local penguins are fascinated by airpl...

  • More funny ATC Radio Transmissions

    Control tower to a 747: “United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o’clock, three miles, Eastbound.”United 239: “Approach, I’ve alw...