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When asked why he was referred to as 'Ace': Because during World War Two I was responsible for the destruction of six aircraft, fortunately three were enemy. — Captain Ray Lancaster, USAAF.- "Hello Everyone, we have a first time flyer on board today - and it is also their 50th birthday!" After everybody cheers, the flight attendant continues, "Will everyone please wish the captain a Happy Birthday!?"
- I got a teenage daughter and a menopausal wife. One's getting breasts, one's getting whiskers. My life is over. (BTW, If this offended someone I apologize, I thought it was funny).
- -a speedy driver was pulled over by a cop on highway. Cop asked the man why he was over speeding and didn't stop for about several miles.Man said, "my wife ran away with a cop just like...
- Blonde paint job A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire hersel...r that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the...
- After retiring, I went to th...p; When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at th...