A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess ru...her correct seat. The copilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica."
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the very first Fokker airplane built in the world. The Dutch call it the mother Fokker.
— Custodian at the Aviodome aviation museum, Schiphol airport Amsterdam.
...rance time?"
Ground (in English): "If you want an answer, you must speak in English."
Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane in Germany. Why must I speak...
...the passengers do not react thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. After a few minutes though, the engines start revving, and the airplane begins moving down the runway...