Unfortunately this isn't really a joke.
http://alltrikes.com/elgg/pages/view/12969/super-dell-in-hot-water
http://alltrikes.com/elgg/pages/view/17092/super-dell-in-another-controversy
I flew south to land at a gypsum lake, just a few miles north of the Texas, New Mexico State line. I camped under the wing with 5 other pilots of New Mexico Backcountry Pilots Group. There were a million stars out that night.