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  • Kicked off the plane

    On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks "And get me a whisk...

  • Jamaica

    A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to h...to her correct seat. The copilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn'...

  • by Max Stanley (Northrop Test Pilot)

    "The Piper Cub Trike is the safest airplane in the world--   It can just barely kill you. "

  • delivery

    a fedex guy came to my door announcing "sir, you have a small package". who told him?, and what's it to him anyway!

  • Funny quote

    And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the very first Fokker airplane built in the world. The Dutch call it the mother Fokker. — Custodian at the Aviodome aviation museum, Schiphol airport Amsterdam.

  • Plane Crash in Poland

    A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.

  • Clearance

    Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich, overheard the following conversation: Lufthansa (in Ger...speak in English." Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane in Ge...

  • Alert service bulletin: Checking of the cylinder head assy.2/3 for ROTAX® Engine Type 912 and 914 (Series)

    Due to deviation in the manufacturing process, some cylinder heads may have an oil leak in the intake channel. There is a possibility of small machined...

  • Blind Pilots

    One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so t...actical joke. After a few minutes though, the engines start revving, and the airplane begin...

  • Funny penguins

    A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed on the Falkland Islands have devised wha...sider a marvelous new game. Noting that the local penguins are fascinated by airplanes, the...