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  • Plane Crash in Poland

    A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.

  • Blind Pilots

    ...and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the c...though, the engines start revving, and the airplane begins moving down the runway...cking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the...

  • Kicked off the plane

    On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks "And get me a whisky y...

  • Odd Spot: TIF anyone? Worst possible passenger

    ...ard a full flight by sending officials to block the runway and stop the plane landing, authorities said Mon...rity of local governments -- to drive cars onto the runway and stop the plane landing, media reports said....

  • The DC-8 and the Trike (joke)

    ...t, turned around, and taxied back past the Trike. Some quick-witted comedian in the DC-8 crew got on the radio and said, “What a cute little plane. Did you make it all by yours...

  • Radio Antenna and radio performance

    ...Whip antenna. http://www.aircraftspruce.com/catalog/avpages/miracleairwhip.php The main advantage for me is that it does not need a ground plane and it can be taped into any...

  • Clearance

    ...English." Lufthansa (in English): "I am a German, flying a German airplane in Germany. Why must I speak English?" An unknown voice from another plane (in a British accent): "Becau...

  • Funny flying quotes

    The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times.... — Benny Hill The light at the end of the tunnel is another airplanes landing light coming down he...

  • Jamaica

    A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must m.... The copilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica."