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  • My life is over ---funny saying

    I got a teenage daughter and a menopausal wife. One's getting breasts, one's getting whiskers. My life is over. (BTW, If this offended someone I apologize, I thought it was funny).

  • Funny quote

    When asked why he was referred to as 'Ace': Because during World War Two I was responsible for the destruction of six aircraft, fortunately three were enemy. — Captain Ray Lancaster, USAAF.

  • Funny quote

    And this, ladies and gentlemen, is the very first Fokker airplane built in the world. The Dutch call it the mother Fokker. — Custodian at the Aviodome aviation museum, Schiphol airport Amsterdam.

  • Funny flying quotes

    The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a...

  • Funny penguins

    A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed on the Falkland Islands have devised what they consider a marvelous new game. Noting that th...

  • More funny ATC Radio Transmissions

    Control tower to a 747: “United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o’clock, three miles, Eastbound.”United 239: “Approach, I’ve alw...