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A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job, and I'm staying in first class u...Tags: Joke, blonde, Jamaica
- One day the pilot of a Trike was told by the tower to hold short of the active runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed, rolled out, turned around, and taxied back past the Trike. Some quick-witted comedian in the DC-8 crew got on the radio and said, “What a cute little plane. Did you ma...
Tags: Joke, DC-8, Trike, Trike flying
- One day the pilot of a Trike was told by the tower to hold short of the active runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed, rolled out, turned around, and taxied back past the Trike. Some quick-witted comedian in the DC-8 crew got on the radio and said, “What a cute little plane. Did you ma...
Tags: Joke, DC-8, Trike, Trike flying
- STL approach: “United XXX best forward speed to the marker, you’re number one.”United XXX (male): “Roger, balls to the wall.”STL approach: “American XXXX, you’re number two behind a 737, follow him, cleared visual, best forward speed.”American XXXX ...
Tags: Joke
- An old Pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?' He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs,...
Tags: Joke, aviation, pilot, lesbian
- Admin, sorry if I missed a page that is already set up like this but I thought there would be a few good humour stories, jokes, videos etc that members would share around. So I'll start us off with the following "Whinging Pom Story", one that I personally can relate to, giv...
Tags: Funny, Joke, Humour, flies, temperature, october, degrees, things
Tags: Chicken Wings, Joke, humor
Tags: Chicken Wings, Joke, humor
- When my flying days are over And from this life I pass..... I hope they bury me upside down So the FAA can kiss my A""
Tags: FAA, Pilot's Prayer, Joke
When the Shit hits the ... uh ... Roomba !!! ???
Ken, you wanna explaiin this one a little more. Add some COLOR commentary as it were?Tags: Brown, Roomba, Shit, dog shit, Disaster, HFS, Joke, Humor, Real Story