Montycosmos racer

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AGAIN: Revision

Last updated by Monty

Categories: Humor

if you start bleeding from your ear-hole, check you haven't mixed your toothpicks in with your q-tips, again. if your toothpaste tastes 'funny', check the label, maybe you picked up your hemmeroid cream, by mistake, again. if you notice that your shirt pocket is on the inside, check the label, they may have stitched it on the wrong side, again. if you are 'pressed for time' don't walk up the down side escalator, again. ................................................................................freazier ballzoff