This was just posted on the Oz Report. I missed the first part of the story, but this guy was chasing cummies for lift, but found an Anvil Head instead and got sucked up nearly to never never land. This is all that came out.
That's his...
Two Northrop F-5E Tiger II airplanes of the Swiss Patrol fly close together during an aerobatic performance at the ILA Berlin Air Show in Berlin, Germany, Tuesday, May 20, 2014. Credit: AP Photo/Michael Sohn
Air Force pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, “Is your date running...